Functional tea · New Orleans
Clean energy for a locked-in brain.
Tea that gets the science-y part right — minus the jitters. On for focus, off for calm.
Launching soon. The “find your tea” quiz and early-access list drop shortly.
One brain. Two gears.
Two blends for the two halves of your day.
On · Focus
For the deep-work hours
A matcha-led cup for calm, steady focus — the kind that doesn’t end in a 2 pm crash. And yes, we’ll tell you exactly what’s in it.
Off · Calm
Clock your brain out
A caffeine-free wind-down for the hour you’d usually reach for a glass of wine. Same ritual, clearer morning.
Function you can see on the label.
No junk, no sugar, nothing you can’t pronounce. When we name an ingredient — L-theanine, matcha, chamomile — we tell you how much. The whole point of a brainy tea is that you don’t have to take our word for it.
A ritual worth filming.
Whisk, sip, get on with your day. We’re building Neural Sauce in public — follow along and tag #NeuralSauce when the kit lands.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.